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NaNoWriMo 2018 (2)

După cum spuneam, există o platformă pe care cei care se înscriu la acest concurs pot comunica. Se pun întrebări, dar se scriu și încurajări. De multe ori există și provocări sau poante. Unul dintre cele mai întâlnite argumente pentru că nu ai scris, deși zici că-ți place, este LIPSA timpului.

Mai spuneți voi că nu aveți motive sau timp să scrieți, după ce citiți argumentele lui *cracks knuckles*:

  1. If you are writing at work, write 150 words
  2. If you’re writing in class, write 200 words
  3. If you’re writing at home, write 300 words
  4. If you’re writing in the bathroom, write 50 words
  5. If you have reached your goal for the day, write 100 words
  6. If you have not reached your goal for the day, write 200 words
  7. Write 25 words if you have socks on.
  8. Write 50 words if you aren’t wearing socks.
  9. Write 100 words if you’re wearing a t-shirt.
  10. Write 150 words if you’re wearing a long sleeved shirt.
  11. Write 300 words if today’s date is an odd-numbered date.
  12. Write 400 words if today’s date is an even-numbered date.
  13. Write 10 words for every song on the playlist you’re currently listening to
  14. Write 200 words if you have a cup of coffee.
  15. Write 100 words if its before 9 AM.
  16. Write 150 words for every pet you have.
  17. Write 100 words if your name starts with a consonant.
  18. Write 200 words if your name starts with a vowel.
  19. Write 100 words if you won last year.
  20. Write 300 words if you lost last year.
  21. Write 100 words if you’re new to NaNoWriMo!
  22. Write 250 words if you’re a veteran, but less than 5 years
  23. Write 300 word if you’re a veteran of more than 5 years.
  24. Write 555 words if this is your fifth year >:D
  25. Write 200 words if you’re a planner
  26. Write 300 words if you’re a pantser
  27. Write 250 words if you’re a plantser
  28. Write 150 words if you have a pet cat (+100 for if you have more than one.)
  29. Write 200 words if you have a dog (+100 for if you have more than one.)
  30. Write 50 words if you have a bird (+50 for if you have more than one.)
  31. Write 100 words if you have a hamster or guinea pig (or 200 words for both.)
  32. Write 25 words for each fish you have (if any.)
  33. Write 300 words if you have a snake or turtle (or 500 words for both.)
  34. Write 250 if you have any other type of reptile or amphibians
  35. Write 500 words if you have a pet not listed here
  36. Write 100 words if you are a young writer (under 18).
  37. Write 200 words if you’re between 19 and 30.
  38. Write 300 words if you’re 31-50.
  39. Write 400 words if you’re older than 50.
  40. Write 150 words if you’re writing between 12 AM and 11:59 AM.
  41. Write 250 words if you’re writing between 12 PM and 11:59 PM.
  42. Write 100 words if you’ve been putting off writing today.
  43. Write 300 words if you’re behind on your word count.
  44. Write 500 words if you’re more than 3,000 behind on your word count.
  45. Write 200 words if you’re caught up on your word count.
  46. Write 400 words if you’re more than 3,000 ahead of your required word count.
  47. Write 100 words if you have done laundry today
  48. Write 200 words if you haveeaten
  49. Write 300 words if you havenot eaten today and make something to eat.
  50. Write 400 words if you have watch an episode of a tv-show.
  51. Write 150 words if you’re writing adventure.
  52. Write 227 words if you’re writing children’s fiction.
  53. Write 350 words if you’re writing erotic.
  54. Write 300 words if you’re writing fanfiction.
  55. Write 700 words if you’re writing fantasy.
  56. Write 500 words if you’re writing historical.
  57. Write 400 words if you’re writing horror/supernatural.
  58. Write 600 words if you’re writing LGBT+.
  59. Write 450 words if you’re writing literary.
  60. Write 275 words if you’re writing mainstream.
  61. Write 325 words if you’re writing mystery.
  62. Write 456 words if you’re writing personal.
  63. Write 198 words if you’re writingreligious/spirutal.
  64. Write 111 words if you’re writing romance.
  65. Write 178 words if you’re writingsatire/humor.
  66. Write 590 words if you’re writing science fiction.
  67. Write 792 words if you’re writing thriller/suspense.
  68. Write 245 words if you’re writingwomen’s fiction.
  69. Write 453 words if you’re writing young adult.
  70. Write 1000 words if you’re writing more than one genre. Add 100 words extra for every genre you writing. But start with the base 1000 words.
  71. Write 150 words if the last book you read was non-fiction
  72. Write 250 words if the last book you read was fiction
  73. Write 100 words if you’re left handed
  74. Write 150 words if you’re ambidextrous
  75. Write 200 words if you’re right handed
  76. Write 42 words if you’ve ever read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  77. Write 50 words if you’ve never read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
  78. Write 300 words if you’re new to NaNoWriMo this year (and hi to you if you’re new)
  79. Write 400 words if you’ve done NaNoWriMo before and won at least once
  80. Write 500 words if you’ve done NaNoWriMo before but never hit 50k
  81. Write 100 words for every time you’vewonNaNoWriMo
  82. Write 150 words for every time you’ve‘lost’
  83. Write 50 words if you’veneverlost
  84. Write 100 words for every game on your phone
  85. Write 10 words for every book in your house – or 1000 words if you don’t want to count 😉
  86. Write 50 words for every glass or mug on your desk right now!
  87. And write 600 words if you’re currently using this thread as some kind of crawl 😀
  88. Write 350 words if you’re listening to music.
  89. Write 250 words if you’re listening to something that isn’t music (white noise, nature sounds, ASMR, etc.)
  90. Write 150 words if you aren’t listening to anything.
  91. Write 50 words if you’re handwriting or dictating.
  92. Write 100 words if you’re writing on a phone or tablet.
  93. Write 200 words if you’re writing on a laptop.
  94. Write 400 words if you’re writing on a desktop computer.
  95. Write 300 words if you’re writing with a program that isn’t exclusively for writing novels (such as Microsoft Word or Google Docs).
  96. Write 600 words if you’re writing with a program that’s exclusively for writing novels (Scrivener, Ulysses, etc).
  97. Write 100 words if it’s Sunday.
  98. Write 200 words if it’s Monday.
  99. Write 300 words if it’s Tuesday.
  100. Write 400 Words if it’s Wednesday.
  101. Write 500 words if it’s Thursday.
  102. Write 600 words if it’s Friday.
  103. Write 700 words if it’s Saturday.
  104. What time is it? Write that number.
  105. What day of the month is it? (1? 13? 30?), multiply that by 25 and write that many words.
  106. Take your age, tack on a 0 at the end, and write that many words.
  107. How many physical books are on your bookshelf? Count them, tack on a 0 at the end, and write that many words.
  108. Write 100 words for any artwork you have in the room you’re in.
  109. Write 200 words if you’ve been to Disney World.
  110. Write 300 words if you’ve traveled outside of your country.
  111. Write 400 words if you’ve never been on vacation.
  112. Write 200 words for every crawl you’ve done (or are planning to do) in November
  113. Write 700 words if you’re using the forums to procrastinate on writing
  114. Write 100 words if you’re using the forums to procrastinate doing something ELSE (and go do the thing after that.)
  115. Write 300 words for every (NaNo related or not) chat you participate in regularly.
  116. Write 50 words for every cup of tea you have had today
  117. Write 75 words for every cup of coffee you have had today
  118. Write 100 words for every soda/pop/soft drink you have had today
  119. If you have drunk nothing today, go drink 500ml of water then write 500 words
  120. Write 200 words if the last thing you ate was salty.
  121. Write 300 words if the last thing you ate was sweet.
  122. Write 400 words if the last thing you ate was sour or bitter.
  123. Write 100 words if the last thing you ate was another flavor.
  124. If you can’t remember the last thing you ate, go fix yourself a snack and write 500 words after.
  125. Write 100 words if you have fewer than five letters in your first name.
  126. Write 200 words if you have five letters in your first name.
  127. Write 250 words if you have more than five letters in your first name.
  128. Write 150 words if your last name has two or less vowels.
  129. Write 200 words if your last name has more than three vowels.
  130. Write 125 words if your last name starts with a letter from A-M.
  131. Write 175 words if your last name starts with a letter from N-Z.
  132. Write 100 words if you have a middle name.
  133. Write 600 words if you have written nothing today.
  134. Write 1,000 words if you have written more than 1 page today.
  135. Write 2,000 words if you have written less than a page today.
  136. Write 750 words if it is a weekday.
  137. Write 900 words if it is the weekend.
  138. Write 500 words if you are a Sherlockian.
  139. Write 600 words if you are a Whovian.
  140. Write an additional 100 words if you are a Wholockian.
  141. Write 223 words above your daily word goal if it is a Monday.
  142. Write 251 words above your daily word goal if it is a Tuesday.
  143. Write 317 words above your daily word goal if it is a Wednesday.
  144. Write 363 words above your daily word goal if it is a Thursday.
  145. Write 766 words above your daily word goal if it is a Friday.
  146. Write 607 words above your daily word goal if it is a Saturday.
  147. Write 607 words above your daily word goal if it is a Sunday.
  148. Write 394 words if you know why the other daily word goals in this post were chosen.
  149. Write 700 words if you are using Google Chrome.
  150. Write 500 words if you are using Fire Fox.
  151. Write 300 words if you are using Safari.
  152. Write 200 words if you are using Internet Explorer.
  153. Write 300 words if the walls of the room you are in are white.
  154. Write 100 words if the walls of the room you are in are a primary color.
  155. Write 200 words if the room you are in is painted a secondary color.
  156. Write 350 words if the walls are some other color.
  157. Write 50 words if you are outdoors.
  158. Think of your top 3 favorite colors.
  159. If one of your colors was:
  160. red – write 100 words
  161. orange – write 150 words
  162. yellow – write 200 words
  163. blue – write 250 words
  164. green – write 300 words
  165. purple – write 350 words
  166. pink – write 400 words
  167. brown – write 450 words
  168. black – write 500 words
  169. grey – write 550 words
  170. neon – write 600 words
  171. not listed – write 300 words
  172. Write 150 words for every plant that you own
  173. Write 200 words for every pillow you own
  174. Write 500 words if you have a dreamcatcher
  175. Write 400 words if you have a scented candle on your desk
  176. Write 394 words if you have read Harry Potter.
  177. Write 240 words if you have read The Hunger Games. (24 tributes)
  178. Write 500 words if you have read Divergent. (5 factions)
  179. Write 300 words if you have read Percy Jackson. (Cabin 3)
  180. Write 807 words if you have read Game of Thrones. (Page count)
  181. Write 1000 words if you haven’t read any of these.
  182. Write 500 words if you are watching your favorite movie
  183. Write 99 words if you are sitting in a pile of leaves
  184. Write 55 words if you are sitting next to a fire
  185. Write 1,000 words if you are sitting in a cafe with a mug of coffee/tea/hot chocolate next to you on the table
  186. Write 50 words if your hair is brown
  187. Write 75 words if your hair is black
  188. Write 80 words if your hair is blonde
  189. Write 100 words if your hair is ginger
  190. Write 75 words if your hair is colored with an unnatural color
  191. Write 50 words if you have brown eyes
  192. Write 75 words if you have blue eyes
  193. Write 25 words if you have green eyes
  194. Write 60 words if you have hazel eyes
  195. Write 100 words if you have different colored eyes (colored contacts included)
  196. Write 200 words if you listen to Pop
  197. Write 100 words if you listen to Hip-Hop
  198. Write 250 words if you listen to Country
  199. Write 125 words if you listen to Rap
  200. Write 150 words if you listen to Alternative
  201. Write 210 words if you listen to Rock
  202. Write 100 words if you listen to Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, or Twenty One Pilots (100 for each band)
  203. Write 20 words for each shirt you have in your closet
  204. Write 50 words for every pair of pants you have in your closet
  205. 100 words if you are married
  206. 150 words if you are engaged
  207. 200 words if you are single (hey, you have more time!)
  208. 300 words for every fan in your house
  209. 500 words if you’re procrastinating on laundry
  210. I always do this part because you can end up owing a lot, and it’s not fun any more.
  211. Write 25 words if you are writing in silence.
  212. Write 50 words if you have the TV on in the background.
  213. Write 75 words if you have music going in the background.
  214. Write 100 words if you are listening to music or TV with headphones on.
  215. Write 100 words if it is 1:00 AM in your time zone.
  216. Write 200 words if it is 2:00 AM in your time zone.
  217. Write 300 words if it is 3:00 AM in your time zone.
  218. Write 400 words if it is 4:00 AM in your time zone.
  219. Write 500 words if it is 5:00 AM in your time zone.
  220. Write 600 words if it is 6:00 AM in your time zone.
  221. Write 700 words if it is 7:00 AM in your time zone.
  222. Write 800 words if it is 8:00 AM in your time zone.
  223. Write 900 words if it is 9:00 AM in your time zone.
  224. Write 1000 words if it is 10:00 AM in your time zone.
  225. Write 10 words if you ate breakfast.
  226. Write 20 words if you ate lunch.
  227. Write 30 words if you ate a snack at some point in the day.
  228. Write 40 words if you ate dinner.
  229. Write 240 words if you are writing in bed.
  230. write 45 words for every cat you own
  231. write 500 words if you are wearing socks
  232. write 80 words if you dressed up for Halloween (did you have fun?)
  233. write 60 words for every concert you have been to this year
  234. write 50 words for every movie you saw in the theaters in this year
  235. write 240 words if you are writing in your home
  236. write 340 words if you are not writing in your home
  237. 300 words if you grocery shopped today
  238. 200 words if you cooked the last meal you ate
  239. 100 words if you are resisting temptation you’ve set out because you haven’t reached your goal yet
  240. 700 words if you currently owe more than 3000 words
  241. Write 500 words if you need to clean your room
  242. Write 400 words if there’s clothes on your floor
  243. Write 300 words if you have dirty dishes in the sink
  244. Write 200 words if your bed is unmade
  245. Write 100 words if you have dirty coffee mugs on your desk
  246. Write 25 words for every loose piece of paper around you (if more than 25 write 1,000)
  247. Write 200 words if you have a book next to you for reference
  248. Write 300 words if you have a pet snuggled up beside you
  249. Write 50 words if you’re wearing glasses
  250. Write 100 words if you’re not wearing glasses
  251. Write 100 words if you do not have your phone nearby.
  252. Write 250 words if you do have your phone nearby.
  253. Write 300 words if you do not have a phone.
  254. Multiply the minutes of the longest word war you’ve done this month by ten and write that many words.
  255. Write 500 words if you haven’t done any word wars.
  256. Multiply the size of the font your novel is in by 100 and write that many words.
  257. Write 30 words for every character introduced on the first page of your novel.
  258. Write 100 words if you’re writing in first person.
  259. Write 81 words if you’re writing in third person.
  260. Write 128 words if you’re writing in second person.
  261. Write 25 words if you are not handwriting your novel this year.
  262. Write 50 words if you are under the age of 35.
  263. Write 75 words if you are eating chocolate while you write.
  264. Write 23 words if you’ve graduated high school.
  265. Write 55 words if you’ve graduated college.
  266. Write 65 words if you’ve been to grad school.
  267. Write 103 words if you are writing your novel on a phone or tablet.
  268. Write 123 words if you are writing your novel on a laptop.
  269. 550 for being a young writer
  270. 1 :Your native languaje is english
  271. + 2: You have a cat
  272. + 33: You speak spanish
  273. + 34: You hate maths
  274. + 555:  You can remember a haiku.
  275. + 556: You are writing horror
  276. + 98: if you were expecting for „7777 words” in this line.
  277. + 512: If you don’t know why would anyone expect the number 7777.
  278. Write 10 words for every fish you have
  279. Write 20 words for every insect (non-feeder), snail and/or spider
  280. Write 50 words for every reptile or amphibian you have
  281. Write 66 words for every small mammal (hamster, rat, rabbit, etc.) you have
  282. Write 75 words for every bird you have
  283. Write 100 words for every cat you have
  284. Write 125 words for every dog you have
  285. Write 200 words for every pet you have not included above!
  286. If you’re using a reusable water bottle, write 100 words.
  287. If you’re using a non-reusable water bottle write 500 words.
  288. If you’re procrastinating on NaNoWriMo by looking at forums, write 300 words.
  289. If you’re procrastinating on homework/work stuff by doing NaNoWriMo stuff, write 250 words
  290. If you’re procrastinating on chores by doing NaNoWriMo stuff, write 150 words
  291. If you have texted anyone today, write 50 words for each person you’ve texted.
  292. If you have emailed anyone today, write 75 words for each email.
  293. If you’re in a library, write 100 words
  294. If you’re in a coffeeshop write 200 words
  295. If you’re writing anywhere else write 150 words
  296. 100 words if you take medication/herbal treatment/etc for some sort of mental health issue (depression, AD(H)D, bipolar, etc)
  297. If you have that medicine and haven’t taken it today, please take it, and write an additional 50.
  298. If you are out of that medicine and can afford to buy it, schedule a time to pick it up, and then write an additional 50.Now, take this section as a step by step process:
  299. 100 words if you haven’t brushed your hair yet today, then brush your hair.
  300. 100 words if you haven’t brushed your teeth yet today. then brush your teeth.
  301. 100 words if you haven’t showered in the last 3 days, then go and shower.
  302. 100 words if you haven’t changed into fresh clothes yet today, then change into clean clothes.
  303. If you are out of fresh clothes to change into, throw in a load of laundry, and write an additional 300 words.
  304. 100 words if you have over three meals worth of dishes that haven’t been cleaned. Then set a 10 minute timer to devote on working on dishes.If the timer beeps and you still aren’t done with dishes, you are allowed to stop, just get back to writing with 500 words
  305. If you are feeling motivated to continue the task, good job! finish the dishes, and then subtract 500 from your total if you have a massive (5,000+) total of pending words from this thread.
  306. Write 500 words if you live with your parents and they do all of the chores for you. (I’m jealous.)
  307. 100 words if you are using halloween candy as an incentive to write.
  308. Write 50 more if you bought that candy at a discount after October 31st.
  309. Write 50 more if you received that candy by trick or treating.
  310. 100 words if you are starting from the last page/post, instead of going from the beginning.
  311. 100 words if you are living with your significant other.
  312. Write an additional 50 if you are married.
  313. Write an additional 50 if you have gotten married within the last year. Congrats! Me too!
  314. Write 50 words for each of your children.
  315. Write an additional 50 if a funny thing your kid has done in the last year is going to inspire a scene in your novel.
  316. Write 100 words if you have driven a car in the last week.
  317. Write 100 words if you use memes/hastags in everyday offline conversation.
  318. Write 625 words if a post you have written on the NaNo forums today is longer than the amount of words you’ve written today. (by the way, 625 is the amount of words/numbers in this post. I’m punishing myself with this one.)
  319. 100 if you can’t afford health care/your prescriptions
  320. 500 if you added up each from the beginning, and/or are putting each post into posts chunks.
  321. subtract an additional 50 if you have a page/notepad/etc for each of those chunks.
  322. 1000 if you’ve been hit by double jeopardy, and it annoys you. (write ___ if you have/ ___ if you haven’t).
  323. 500 if you have ever reached 50,000 words/your word goal on a NaNoWriMo before.
  324. 1,100 if you are behind your word goal for something that is out of your control. (family emergency, stranded with a broken car.)
  325. 1,100 if your car/your family’s car has ever broken down since NaNoWriMo began.
  326. 1,100 if you have ever been scammed by someone on an online purchasing website, like craigslist or eBay.
  327. Take your highest word count day so far this month, say 2,500, and sprint the hundreds section (500). If that’s a round number, like 2,000, eliminate a zero to get it to a round hundred (200).
  328. If you’ve procrastinated for an hour or more today….
  329. Write 50 words if you were doing housework or homework.
  330. Write 100 words if you were reading.
  331. Write 200 words if you were indulging in another hobby or craft.
  332. Write 300 words if you were wasting time on the NaNo forums.
  333. Write 750 words if you were procrastinating with 2 or more of the above!
  334. Write 200 words if your daily word goal is the standard 1,666/7.
  335. Write 100 words if your daily word goal is lower than that.
  336. Write 300 words if your daily word goal is between 1,667 and 4,000.
  337. Write 400 words if your daily word goal is higher than 4,000.
  338. Write 50 words if you’re not currently listening to music.
  339. Write 100 words if you ARE currently listening to music.
  340. Write 150 words if you’re listening to rock music
  341. Write 75 words if you’re listening to classical music.
  342. Write 100 words if you’re listening to jazz.
  343. Write 100 words if you’re listening to some other genre.
  344. Write 75 words if you’re listening to music on Spotify.
  345. Write 100 words if you’re listening on Pandora.
  346. Write 150 if you’re listening on YouTube.
  347. Write 75 if you’re listening to your own mix.
  348. Write 150 words if you’re listening to a CD
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